Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Group Dating! Only good if you don't want to get married!!!!


In a church that is big on the Law of Chastity, group dating is encouraged big time. I am for group dating for under 18's, but when you are over 18, you should be dating in groups of TWO!!!!

A date should be like a waltz, smooth, elegant, two people gazing into each other's eyes. Not a hokey pokey with everyone sticking their "noses" in and shaking the date all about!!!!

Group dates are a recipe for disaster if you are looking for marriage, two's company, three is definitely not a party.

Here are a few of the reasons that prove that friends on dates do not help:

1 - Boys will spend more time talking to their mates instead of talking to you.

2- Girls will tell their girlfriend (the one on the actual date) all the things she doesn't like about her date!!

3 - You go to the toilet and your friend tries to chat up your date, damn Canteen workers, always cutting someone else's lunch!!!

4 - If you have to drive, the canteen people will be at it again.

5 - Embarrassing stories, your friends will think they are helping, but they wont be!!!

Group dates are referred to as safe situations, which is true, but signs of bad intentions should rear their head as soon as you are picked up for the date.

Girls, if your date picks you up and has Barry White or Boys II Men playing, you should instantly fake a stomach bug. He is after one thing. If he is playing Kylie Minogue in his car, relax he probably is just using you to get to your brother!!!!!!

There is no advice for boys, because we think that all girls just "want" us anyway!!!!

To wrap up, group dates are for youth and future missionaries, not for those looking for marriage. If you are a perennial group dater, get over it, cupid can't find you in a big group of people aho all have the same thing on their minds, "I need to get married!!!".



10 comments:

The Kings said...

So who made you the love expert anyway!?!! ha ha
Do you think you were the YSA Love expert when we were 'young' or something? I don't think we ever went on a date by ourselves did we!?!?!?!??!!? LOL

Anonymous said...

Please no more details of your dating!!! Some very good advice though Aaron M I L

Country/City Boy said...

Well not many blogs from the Anti Blogger, but great Pearls of Wisdom right here.

Where were you when I was younger? haha, perhaps I just wasn't good at taking advice??

Collette said...

haha CLASSIC Aaron! awesome stuff...keep up the good work...unfortunately it's a matter of ANY date would be good at the mo group or otherwise;) JK

Anonymous said...

Lol yeah I'm with Collette! Man you crack me up! I will try to remember in future though!
Jade

Jess said...

hey man, i love boys to men. what does that make me?

good advice - for collette. lol

Dark Conofman said...

hello from an actual anti-blogger from Greece

what I think of anti-blogging, is attacking rediculous blogs, offend idiotic bloggers and create posts from collections of meaningless and stupid blogs.

that is what I do.

nice song you chose.

see ya,mate

Dark Conofman

Anonymous said...

Man YOU should be the stake YSA rep. I might forward this on to the stake pres, you could put me out of a job!

Jess said...

nice, first Coll gets a comment from a guy in dubai and now you get a greecer. whats next!

Country/City Boy said...

I'm just Curious what does the love expert think is a good date?